I hate the advertising campaign for the new James Bond movie. All the posters and magazine ads look like lost footage from a Vogue shoot. Daniel Craig has a bit of filth on his face sure, but his hair is groomed perfectly and his eyes seem to have emptied out the entire stock of steele blue this world has to offer. His skin is perfectly tanned and his lady friend of the season looks more like a contender for America's Next Top Model than a dangerous femme fatale, as a true Bond girl should. I've posted some pics at the bottom so you can see what I'm talking about. What ever happened to the good old Bond posters with Sean Connery in a sharp suit and a stupid smirk on his face, surrouned by explosions, Aston Martins, long legs, the scary yet hilarious villain and some weird invention by Q in the background?
On top of all this, I am currently watching a commerical on TV where ex-007 Pierce Brosnan is telling us he needs L'oreal lotion to treat his skin the way it truly deserves to be treated. What the hell is going on?! If James Bond is no longer a real man, what hope is there for the rest of us?
The movie is not that great either. But at least shit blows up.
Bond feels pretty, oh so pretty
Any idea what the new Bond movie is about?
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